Today The Duchess is going to school you on sensual anal play, and how to prepare your anus for my strapon invasion… And the rest of you if we’re being honest. Now you would think that the very first step would be obvious, but since some of you are dirty uncouth bitches, we’re going to start with step one.
Sensual Anal Play Step One
Do I really need to say it? WASH. YOUR. ASS. Grab an African net sponge, or a salux, and exfoliate your entire body with some good smelling body wash. You want to use something softer for your genitals, but the point stands. Spread your cheeks and put something more between them than the shampoo you washed your hair with and normally just let run down your body. Having a dirty ass before sex is hooker blasphemy and not the good kind. Do you know how much dead skin you shed on a daily basis and you’re not scrubbing your whole body? Are you not embarrassed??? Have some decorum and properly clean yourself, I don’t care what unwashed envelopian told you you don’t have to wash your whole body.
Sensual Anal Play Prep Continued
Now it’s also a good idea to clean the inside of your ass before something goes in your ass, because a lot of waste comes OUT of your ass, you feel me? They sell shower attachments that you can clean your anal area with in the shower, and you do not have to be gay to wash your ass. So please, if you want to have those red bottoms spanked and pumped knock off all this homophobic nonsense, having a clean ass is important regardless of what sex you’re attracted to…. dumbass. Please do not put anything but water up there. You can use soap on the outside of your body, but you shouldn’t be putting soap “inside” your body.
How To Prepare Your Anus For Dick In The Booty Hole
It can be real dick, strapon dick, dildos, buttplugs, as long as it is something that was designed to go in your ass…. Not the lightbulb in your basement, or your meemaws fine china and heaven only knows what else you horny weirdos stick up your behind when the two brain cells you have left stop working. You can use certain foods, for instance ginger root for figging anal experiments. Just please, if you’re not sure, call the Ebony Nurse before you sit on something that will fill you with deep regret.
Lubrication For Anal Sex
Lots of lube is important for you to have a comfortable and enjoyable anal session. A few things you want to do beforehand, test the lube for allergies. If you have sensitive skin and prefer something natural, you can use my personal favorite: Coconut Oil. Now before we dive in, let’s head back to the topic of “what” to stick in your ass. If you’re a first timer to anal play, you are not going to just shove the 12 inch, 5 inches in diameter, big black dong you found at the pink pussycat where the sun doesn’t shine. Start with something smaller than you think you’ll need and work your way up, size Queen.
Best Positions For Anal Sex
It’s important to note that being relaxed and comfortable is key to having good anal. Tense muscles in your booty are not going to feel good… Relaxxxx, and go slow. Take your time and let your partner know what feels good. I would suggest laying on your side propped up on some pillows. Or if you’re feeling daring climb on top and ride that dick.
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