Two Mistress Tuesday is happening every Tuesday this month, and I’m offering two Mistress Dick Reviews, and a brief history of dick ratings.
While I didn’t invent dick ratings or:
Dick reviews
Genital rates (for those who wish to have their pussies rated)
Penis ratings
I have been offering Ebony Femdom Dick Ratings since January of this year. I was inspired by some of the other phone sex providers around the phone sex Universe, and by content models who do the same thing. Similar to my blog on the history of phone sex, I suspect that dick ratings have been around for as long as small penis humiliation has been a kink. Men like having their dicks looked at, commented on, laughed at, and they want to be seen. Just so we’re clear, the visibility of your penis will depend on whether or not you have paid, either for a dick rating from my assignment store, or via a phone or text session on skype or discord.
History Of Dick Ratings – What Are Dick Reviews?
Quite simply, you show me your dick (after paying for the privilege), and I rate your penis on hygeine, size, girth, hairyness, and whatever else I observe about your lil man. The popularity stems from demand, and the fact that if you’re wanting us to look at your dick, we are going to charge you for it. From what my online research gathered, dick ratings started as a service provided by college students looking to make some extra money, in the early to mid 2010’s. And then came OF and other content related sites, who’s models would rate your penis. If I had to guess, I’d say actual dick ratings became popular around the same time I started doing phone sex and distance Domination. Which is also around the time that almost every home had internet, and access to online titty girls and the like. And also around the time that everyone had cell phones with cameras. Before that, if a man wanted a dick rating, he’d either have to be very descriptive and tell his phone sex operator what it looked like, and he’d have to be very honest. We know that men lie about dick size, after all. And the other option would be take the chance of mailing a complete stranger, a picture of your penis, which most men I’m sure, would not.
Dick Ratings And Anonymity
Similar to phone sex, you have a level of anonymity on most cam, phone sex, content sites. Men can safely send pictures of their dicks from phones, which is easier to get rid of the evidence. The one tiny (some very tiny) problem, is that men get so excited, that they sometimes do not think, before sending some random person, a picture of their dick. And that is where politicians and celebrities, and regular men alike, all get into hot water. Yall are dumb as a box of rocks when you’re horny. Some of you are stupid even when you’re not horny. So for the sake of safety and anonymity and hoping some tech savvy phantom doesn’t get a hold of your dick pics, it is much better to pay for a service, where women – yes? You want a woman to look at your dick? – will review and critique your penis. Sometimes several at a time, kind of like bois on film during the strokeathon. And your dick pics are much safer in my hands – after paying, lil bitch – than they would be if you sent them to someone who doesn’t care about your wellbeing.
Dick Ratings – Variations
There is no right or wrong way to rate a penis, it is pure entertainment. The same as a penis size contest, or the strokeathon where several penises were seen stroking by 11 Mistresses, and a fun time was had by all. Some ladies do topless dick ratings, some do video, some do audio. I do not do cam, therefore you have one of three options: 1. A live dick rating phone session with me. 2. A paid dick rating with audio. 3. Texting sessions where you hop on cam and show me your dangly bits.
Two Mistress Dick Ratings – Double Domme Dick Reviews
Do you know what’s really fun, when two or more ladies get together and scrutinize your penis, or laugh at it – and here’s where the good word comes in: LDW is having some anniversary specials, and ONE of their specials is two Mistress calls for the price of one. You get 10 minutes to bare your soul, and your dick, to two ladies, and then we give it to you straight. Since I’ve been offering this dick rating thing – since January – I would be remiss if I didn’t offer you a live 2 Mistress session, with myself, and another Mistress. But who?
Dick Ratings Of The Scathing Variety
Mistress Harper and I have done calls together, and radio shows together, and I might have mentioned this lil thang I do with dicks, and invited her to be a judge in the dick circus. Now keep in mind, you are welcome to do your two mistress dick rating phone session with whomever you like, but you will only get this opportunity at half price, 4 times. And then you have to wait until next year and hope they do an offer like this one again. Time is of the essence. You have until November 9th, and then all day from 12 midnight to 11:59pm you are welcome to do a two Mistress call, for 10 minutes, for the price of one Mistress. Now you’re welcome to do more on or even before the 9th, but you will have to pay full price for everything before the 9th and over 10 minutes in length. So if you call us for a live dick rating, you get 5 minutes free, all month long.
Bonus Rules
Offer only good once, and per person. This offer is only good with myself and Mistress Harper. If you call on Two Mistress Tuesday, you can still get the 5 minutes free added on, but after that, you have to pay for any extra time and pay for both of us.
Two Mistress Dick Rating Phone Sex Audios
If you’re interested in a custom two (or more) Mistress dick rating audio, contact me at willow@enchantrixempire.com for pricing. Do not under any circumstances, send me unsolicited peen pics, without payment. They will be ignored. You will be blocked, and ignored.
Adding Skype/Discord To Your Session
Obviously if you pay for a session, we need a way to see you, otherwise what is the point? So at this point I will kindly ask, that if you want us to do a live dick rating, you will need a working device with camera; you will need to have whichever app you want to use, already installed and set up on your device. You are responsible for making sure your device works properly. If you do not have your device ready before you call, you will have to pay for extra time. So take this pro-tip: Get your sh** together before you pick up the phone.
Questions And Guidance
If you have any questions or you’d like to schedule a live one on one dick rating session with the Ebony Femdom, you can call me, by dialing 1-800-601-6975 and asking for Duchess Willow. And please get my name right, because if you call for me and don’t know who the hell to ask for, when you finally get on the phone with me I’m going to drag you for filth. Stay safe, and stay blessed.
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