Ebony Femdom Dick Ratings

Ebony Femdom Dick Ratings
New on the phone sex assignments site: Ebony Femdom Dick Ratings from Duchess Willow 1-800-601-6975

So you want the Ebony Femdom to look at your dick and be excited about it. There are several factors that gauge my excitement when looking at a man’s dick. The first factor is I have to be attracted to you, to be excited to see your dick. Then your dick must be bigger than 8 inches, and have at least a 5 inch circumference around the shaft. Shaved, pretty, well manicured. And also, black dick takes priority. The likelihood of me being excited to see a random strange man’s penis, or any penis, will also depend on whether or not the strange man and the strange dick, are exceptional specimens. So what do you do, when your dick is small, pink, and looks like something that needs to return to a dark cave, 5000ft below sea level? You pay for ebony femdom dick ratings.

Ebony Femdom Dick Ratings

I am firm in the belief, that if you want a woman to be enthusiastic about looking at your dick, you need to be paying for that privilege. Lest we not forget, that men are ruled by their dicks, so they think everyone else will be, too. And that couldn’t be further from the truth. Looking at penises does nothing for women, in terms of arousal. Yes, I am saying that showing us your penis, does not make us wet, the same way that seeing ass, tits, or pussy, makes you hard. Sorry bois, the truth hurts, I know. It’s also the reason that sending unsolicited dick pics, is usually met with contempt. Despite this, I do love the concept of dick ratings. It puts the power back where it belongs, with the women. And sometimes the cold hard truth of your cock’s value, is exactly the type of degrading counsel you need, to be put in your place.

Dick Ratings Let You Know Your Rank

Women know a lot more about cock size, and what is pleasurable and aesthetic to us, than men do. Especially sexually experienced women, who know the difference between 8 inches, and 8 centimeters. Men who are in real life, well endowed, rarely if ever, have to brag or show off. The look on a woman’s face, when the anaconda is released, is enough to write its own book. Men who are less than blessed, are – sadly – the ones who constantly feel the need to violate women with the sight of the things, and who think – egotistically – that anyone is interested or wants to see “the thing.” Perhaps it is the reason that once you attach a price, and an experienced woman, to the equation, they cower and scurry away. It is also the reason some men prefer virgins. They figure, if a woman is sexually inexperienced, she won’t know the difference, and won’t mind his ignorance. Being ranked before getting the pussy, reduces an inadequate man’s chances, of pulling the wool over anyone’s eyes. It also satisfies that instinctual urge men have, to be seen. Even if they’re being humiliated while it happens.

 

Paying For A Dick Rating Is The Ultimate Small Penis Humiliation Experience

You’ve already got to pay women to talk to you, now you have to pay for the pleasure of having me look at your penis. Are you terrified? You should be, because I tend to be rather biased in my critiques. You see, I like being fucked properly, and having orgasms, which means a man must have the length and girth to satisfy me, along with the tongue, fingers, and skill needed, to stimulate me. I promise you, without knowing you, you don’t have the range, boo. And since I don’t particularly give a fuck about your orgasm, I prefer charging you for the satisfaction, of knowing what I really think, of your dick pics.

Pleasing And Entertaining The Ebony Femdom With Dick Ratings

So now you know all you need to, from me. Where does one horny man, who wants to show off his penis, get a paid dick rating? You buy it from me, on the phone sex assignments site. With your purchase you get a dick rating, and an audio dick “reading” where I tell you exactly what I think, and make suggestions. You will be rated on the following:

Length

Girth

Appearance

Hygiene

And instructions on what to do with your new found knowledge of self. There will also be instructions on how to take good quality dick pics, and what you will need to send me. I do hope you know how to follow directions, for your sake.

Phone Dick Ratings From The Ebony Femdom

If you prefer live, one on one dick assessment, you can call me, at 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Duchess Willow. Find my audios in the phone sex audios store, including the new human ashtray ringtone and induction trance, and email me at willow@enchantrixempire.com for custom audio requests. And this goes without saying, but please do not send me any pics without first asking for consent, and paying for a dick rating. All unsolicited dick pics will be forwarded to the police and reported as a hate crime. Stay safe, and stay blessed.

Duchess Willow

Ebony Femdom Phone Sex Podcast

Twitter @DuchessWillow_

One thought on “Ebony Femdom Dick Ratings

  1. Duchess ! You hit the proverbial nail on the head with many of you points! 🙌

    You’ll have to keep me in the loop re your dick rating assignment and demand! I’m positive it will be a HUGE (ha ha) Hit among the penis creatures, to have YOU rate their willy. What fun! 😂🤏😂

    See you around the Empire! 😘

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