Ebony Femdom Himbo Training - Tips For Sex Toys

Let’s face it. If women held men to the same standards they hold women to, many of you would be pussy free. There’s a difference between serving hunky ken doll aesthetic, and looking like golum from lord of the rings in drag. Some of you are not going to make the cut even if you prayed to satan himself. However, caring for your appearance is just as important as pleasing a Femdom and following directions. So here’s a few tips from the Ebony Femdom himbo training handbook. Don’t worry, cave gremlins, there’s hope even for you.

Ebony Femdom Himbo Training – Tips For Being An Attractive Sex Toy

The key point here is that you want to turn your Dominant Ebony Femdom on, not send her screaming from the room or get rocks thrown at you. So let’s say you have in fact been hit by the ugly stick and the himbo gods didn’t bless you with the looks of say – a blonde scandinavian sex god, or a hunky brunette who looks good in and out of a loincloth. Don’t fret, my dear submissive dogling, even you can improve your appearance for a Goddess. The first order of business might sound like a page from anal training prep – because it requires good hygiene.

Ebony Femdom Himbo Training – Hygiene For Himbo Training

You obviously want to be clean and smell good. Pro-tip: Women love males who smell good and have fresh breath. So make sure for starters you are clean and tidy in the Ebony Femdom’s presence. Why would any Dominant woman want a servant around whose armpits smell like hot day old onions, and whose breath smells like raw sewage? Wash your ass, exfoliate for fuck’s sake, and brush your teeth. Also, sperm is not an appropriate mouthwash. Dick breath is only appropriate for you and whatever dick you’ve been sucking on that day. So make sure your breath doesn’t smell like your boyfriend’s musty ballsack. Especially if you have any intentions of getting pussy privileges.

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Himbo Training Fitness – Work That Body

Staying in shape so you can keep up with a Domme’s needs is mandatory. Get active, go for a run, walk, hit the gym, stretch, and keep that body-ody-ody in shape. You never know when your Goddess will need a strong back to sit on. It doesn’t matter what your face looks like if you are physically appealing. We can always put a paper bag on your head if I decide I don’t want to look at you and prefer to focus on your six pack or chiseled thighs.

Himbo House Husbands – Be The Maid Of Her Dreams

If you want a woman to sit on your face, or ride you into your next incarnation, you’re going to need to pick up a broom, a mop, and a vacuum among other things. Being a himbo maid might save your sex life. While you’re at it, pick up a cooking class. What a delight when Femdom head of household comes home to a sparkling clean house, spotless rugs, and a crystal clear porcelain throne scrubbed to flawless. You cook her a 5 course meal, pour her a glass of wine, and beloved, you won’t be able to walk the next day. Women are much more likely to want to fuck you if you’re self sufficient Himbo House Husband and behave as if you have some home training. Impress her by your actions, because men are already notorious for talking too much. Take hints, if she’s mentioned the walls need a fresh coat of paint, surprise her by taking care of the task. Home improvement is sexy. I do love a man who’s good with his hands….

Himbo Fashion – If You Have To Wear Clothes

If you’re clueless in the fashion department, get an expert to help you. I’m fully aware there will be time you have to wear more than a thong, apron and latex gimp suit. Bonus: Get a manicure and a pedicure to go with that fashion sense. You don’t have to be gay – contrary to popular belief – to be dressed well, same goes for ass washing remember? So get your look together so as not to be a public embarrassment. I’m not here to coddle you, beloved, I’m here to hurt your feelings and get you together.

Himbo Training With The Duchess

If you find my tone cutting, take a number and get in line. If you’d like to train with me directly to become a himbo house husband dream boat, you’re going to have to call me because I don’t cater to broke freeloaders. The number to call is 1-800-601-6975 ask for Duchess Willow. We do have texting services available if you’re unable to call. Make sure you read this whole blog post or I will ignore you. Or… you could call for an ignore session and pay for the privilege. Stay safe and stay blessed.